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Well, yours, Out & About, truly had been to visit a manly mate, who, for fear of causing inappropriate thoughts and swooning, is only seen displaying the partially apportioned evidence of muscular development but a most enviable display of kid-carrier-combination strength.   The aforementioned mate is such a, said muscular, force, that only the most foolhardy or lucky, would wrestle, let alone reckon with his person, but consequently he is a truly comforting companion for a jaunty stroll on a dark night lest one need aid to ward of wastrels, weir wolves or weirdoes.     Well I'd barely had time to offer an amicable greeting and was most disgruntled at not having been offered the usual hospitable beverage of refreshing aid before the braggart began to boast of the bargain bambino he’d bought at a spectacular price to boost the family lineage, well he waxed about the mites merits, tis pre-weaned LemMe, tis trained in functions of the ' unpleasant toilette'  and tis absolutely guaranteed, well albeit only after rather admirably being manipulated to subscribe to an extortionate cover plan, not to cause a sleepless night or cash back.   Well despite the lack of hospitable refreshment I forced a response from my parched person and though I had did admit he'd made a fine choice and yes no doubt untold joy would be bestowed upon his beloved others, I could not restrain from expressing a mild disgruntle, nay I hold my hand up, twas, no less than a rant on the domineering destroyers of lesser enterprise, but he had, like many before him been seduced by the bargain booty to be found in such exploitative, but unavoidable due to efficient enticement endeavours, emporiums and in his defence asked who could resist a dollar off in these testing times, why twas becoming an art form to make so much gain from a bounty of bargains He mockingly waved the bill of sale, his evidential trophy, but lo and behold, yours, optical organs ever agogged, truly did note a discrepancy, therefore I dutifully, nay! competitively returned the mock with the most rapid reciprocation, and highlighted his negligent notice of actual lack of inducing offer and super boasted that ‘once again! I had uncovered corporate crookery.   I highlighted what was becoming a rampant practice of treat trickery and asked the sum total of his products purchased and as yours, not too high private eye, truly had rightly assumed he had been a victim of the, almost infamous multiple purchase so too dumb to notice  supermarket scam, and I told my much brawned but not obviously too brained buddy as much,  Why! you’ve been fooled and fallen foul of supermarket dupery. why tas become almost common practice and would make a fine national pastime of defeating the domineering, destroying dupes with their boasted of  but oft beggarly bargains.   Well my fury had instantly inflamed and was bubbling over the brim and I demanded that we return post haste to the scene of the crime as twas nothing less than a fraud,. Well, said pal was unperturbed and said his significant other need be none the wise to his less than bargained for gain and twas a most delightful offspring.   No! said I the corporate crooks do practise this perpetration all the while whether through conniving CEO operation or unwitting negligence of highly exploited, overworked shelf replenishers who are no doubt too fatigued or of rascally revengeful mind, to care about appropriate signage. Now yours, having been such duped before so having none of it, truly hastened without delay with buddy and booty baby in tow, to rectify this duplicitous act.     Well we entered the entrapping and offending hyper mart and we forcibly wended our way through an ocean of flip flops and other fripperies to neon, so surely not edible, treats when I was stopped in my vengeful tracks at the sight of a sign boasting $2 dollars a shirt and did harbour a thought that snug safari ones would make stylish giftery for fellow friends so ordered a dozen but was blasted by the rude rebuff of ‘this is the drycleaners you clay-brained clod!  but there’s some over yonder for only a dollar.  So yours now ridiculed was so incensed and full of furious intent and only focussed on original reparation did not therefore note a reckless or purely accidental, but nonetheless detrimental spillage and I last recall a 360 degree back flip to an ambient anthem by a retro popster and to this day have no further recall.

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