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Aaah! Here is yours truly enjoying a leisurely break from my super-Starrydom entertainment duties partaking in a cultural fest on my Roman Holiday, yes Bella Roma! the world renowned ‘Eternal city’  capital of the truly beautiful and memorable Italia, fountainhead of Latin and Luvverlee laydees which is coincidently convenient for those for those on eternal quest as is my good-self for the feminine hand of a luscious Laydees company.      Well yours, in relentless romance radar mode, did spy among the bevy of beauties a particularly charming court-able combo elegantly poised upon the 'place to be espied' The Spanish Steps.   WHAT!  is the ‘freaky fool’ intoxicated with too much wine, women or sun, yes sun not song, I hear your disembodied cry!   Why tis Rome you fool not Barcelona surely you wish to correct your foolishly bandied blunder and correctly name the colossal architecture The Latin Levels or Roman Rungs, run or rising regular runway.  Well I rebuff your ‘freaky fool’ my friends as yes yours, perfectly correct, truly did no error impart. These Spanish Steps, surely accountable for sowing seeds of confusion, were not apparently named due to lack of geographical education or administrative blunder at the ignorance or negligence of the naming party, why no this impressive incline is merely named after the diplomatic department, from which it does depart to embark on its famed footpath, The Spanish Embassy.  But I digress so I shall dispense with the scholarly sessions and return to relate my recreational wooing excursion. Well I did parade and display my Starry attractiveness, I lolled and I lounged in apparent nonchalance and did even practise a quick coquette but truly bizarelee my endeavours went unheeded, well I put it to you my fine friend you have seen the undisputable evidence and can only in all honesty agree that none can surely resist my charms, why I am known as the manly magnet, as I call myself, therefore yours truly did harbour concerns as to why this winsome twosome were having non of it.  So I did embark on a ponderous and eliminatory exercise, Why perhaps they had trouble hearing, it was possible due to the boisterous atmosphere, perhaps they were performing an artful practise of mystery and false detachment of bygone times or perhaps they simply required spectacles, Why! that was it, it had to be well yours, having cracked the enigma, truly would bring this sensory lack to their attention no dount they would have eternal, well it is the City of, gratitude, and no doubt would be requiring my autograph which posed the further dilemma I did not possess a pen why if neither of them did they this would compound the catastrophe but I would rouse their spirits by giving them eternal, hah ha , permission to name drop my luminary title to expand their social circles. Well I was just about to impart facts when some burly brute of a muscle mania man did, with a surprising agility given his bulk, manoeuvre and muscle in on my intended act clearly hoping to impress the fascinating femmes. He did flex his overdeveloped muscular regions upon the clearly disinterested femmes with his, do doubt he thought rugged, but I  reiterate 'brute' of manner and did flex to me his knuckled fist and state that unless I did want to feast upon its fingered bling, I had better hop it, or to be pedantic he said y u leetel freakee thingeee unalesssa uwanna eeeta mafista of blinga uadabetta beeaoppineeet pronto.  Well yours, not as muscularly developed, truly prefers the eating only of chocolaty and occasionally nutritional, to please my dear old mom, treats and had calculated no amount of wooing was worth the rearranging of my extremely handsome visage and exceptionally regular dentistry, both necessary tools of woo, therefore it would be counterproductive to have them rearranged with a lifetime of wooing ahead, so did say in the manner of the famed wooden and lengthy nosed master of deceit and coincidently Italian chap, Why my dear friend you have misunderstood, I had been about to highlight to these luvverlee laydees what a spectacular fine specimen you appear to be, well truth be told twas a wonder my nose did not, as the aforementioned deceitful master's often did, protrude to incredible length as I would have preferred to state, had I not been of faint  nay! no more untruths, whimpish character, that he was making a right spectacle of himself and in was in fact clearly a laydee repellent unlike yours, as established, the manly magnet, truly. Well yours, still in fear of facial rearrangement did scarper post haste with no more thought towards the now lost laydee love and was brutally clipped by a rogue Vesper and did rotate and fly defying gravity for a considerable stretch of not only the 'eternal city' but for what felt an eternal time and apparently landed, but have no further recall and only have minimum and un-translated facts as to what transpired by the street trader who apparently did kindly shelter me under his patriotic knick knackery store nestled amongst and a mound of Romes renowned feral cats, yes I had cats on my face cats on my feet, cats on my back, until I regained my cat riddled senses

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