Good-day my fine friends today’s picture is of a right primate palaver.  I had been perusing the Tinterweb in the innocent intent of subscribing to a book or other wholesome entertainment club with a view to partaking in a few lazy nights in.   Well whether the impending and much coveted idleness came early resulting in careless use of a keyboard or ‘twas some mystical intervention from the God of high jinks I know not yet, but it transpires I at some point made a typo and my search for `Amazon, Fun, good books, Prime-rating` brought forth the result `Amazon, sun, good looks, prime mating` forum.   Now realising my…. nay! in fact having downright forgotten my original quest for a literature derived laugh and following my admitted dexterity disaster I further admit to, through irrepressible eagerness, only passing a cursory glance, therefore a further contributing factor on my part, but vehemently state that with retrospect that ‘twas a highly misleading ad with avatar `mis` representation and deliberate ambiguous articulation of its verbal description in plying for the pursuit of suitors of woo.     Well yours the maestro of the sport of said woo and totally incapable of curbing curiosity joined, and within no time at all saying, without a second thought of bidding goodbye to the aforementioned intended idle night had booked a rendezvous with an

Auburn, bordering on titian red, haired female -   (no mention to the fact that such covering in its entirety was not merely confined to the head AND ON A MONKEY!.) 

GSOH - loves larks and monkey-ing around -  (there is a significant difference between buffoonery and actual antics of baboonery type).
 
Is lithe, Loves outdoors and gymnastics,  - (No mention that ‘twas not a mere recreational preference of a nimble laydee but natural autonomous lifestyle of an, admittedly agile, Monkey)

Favourite food - bananas - (no mention that particularly when personally garnered)

Loves company - (Never goes any where without `less auburn haired` sister)

Family orientated  - (never goes anywhere without `less auburn haired` sister)

Loves pets -(So much so that never goes anywhere without a personal posse of petit-pet tic-types )

Favourite colour - red, wears it all the time - (In abundance by mode of badly and uncharacteristically, well except for unfortuitous lab types, applied lippy

Well I the veritable wolf had expected a foxy and fun loving luverlee but instead had through a malicious twist of fate, my own negligence resulting in the aforementioned typo and a less than acceptable ambiguous trading teaser from which I had been unable to detect that   ‘’twould result in my, coupling……. with a monkey!  

Now I am renowned to not discriminate except for wastrels, cads and bounders but I fear I cannot be party to an association from any who carelessly administer cosmetic applications.
I myself have been known to occasionally sport it about the privacy of my own luminary abode as it makes me feel prettee and being an entertainer have a readily available excuse or lay the blame on David Bowie but I still harbour a perfectly rational and renowned fear of looming and over-lippy’d  types since watching the otherwise admirable betty Davis as `Baby Jane Hudson`
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Well the two errrm luvverlees did nought but imbibe intoxicating beverages that resulted in `questionable monkeying around` and an incessant and harangue of chit-chattery type attack from these chattering chimp orang-utan types. 

Suffice to say when surfing the Tinterweb ensure tis with more than a cursory glance or be prepared to be well and truly adrift without a paddle.