hair-wear not hair-bare, plays an apparent and significant factor in the, mission of woo or attaining of oft coveted state of success.

Facts gathered from the aforementioned perusal show such a discriminatory imbalance that apart from yours truly, a portly lolly sucking gumshoe of yesteryear, and, and I must say a, still rather a dashing despite said affliction, lycra clad, galaxy trekker, very few persons of hair! where? appearance have successfully aspired for and attained such coveted states therefore highlighting an extremely discriminatory imbalance for entry to the realm of Success-Dom.  

For not much fiscal exchange we purchased two fine pieces of instant coifs beating 2 other no doubt follically challenged disapointees in auction combat for these love magnets.  We are both highly delighted as the extremely durable 100% nylon ensures rugged activity need not be a thing of the past and should it happen that the heavens do downpour as you embark on the mission of woo, the once cursed rain runs off the resilient tresses with defeated abandon leaving the momentarily threatened tresses resplendent in their still heightened glory.

Of course as yours truly seldom suffers from woo repugnancy issues any embarked upon test could not be 100% accurate therefore we will for purposes of accuracy only monitor my pet pals results, this does however pose a lesser matter of debate as of course he does also possess the rather successful wooing tools, puppy eyes! therefore once more an advantageous gain wreaking a potentially significant imbalance which might well play  havoc on the results.  

Keep an observant watch for future results.