Greetings my fine friends, hoping you're blessed with all you, only most wholesomely, desire.

Today’s picture was the aftermath of a wild night on the tiles and a crash out at my Arctic-type performing pet pals posh pad, you will no doubt recognise them if you can stop feasting your admiring opticals on yours, yes I know! exceptionally handsome to the point it's almost a curse, truly from a number of top productions and as you can see stardom has been exceptionally benevolent and now there was no more ducking for sea-meat and freezing their nether regions in the nether region, no now the only ducking was under non-duck-filled for obvious reasons duvets or as is evidenced here nonchalantly lounging upon the top of such luxurious coverlets and patronising local mongers of finest already-foraged-for fishy treats was the celebrity vogue to now catch fodder. 

Now cat dude here had clearly muscled in on the chick which tis wonderful to see love is boundary blind but he and his type are far too arrogant no doubt due to the Renaissance movement of all things of cat, cute and kittah type and therefore cat cad had under this uncontrollable arrogance apparently, and you behold the evidence, made moves of un-gentlemanly gesture.

We had the previous evening visited the cinema to see the new kid on the block, Wall-E, rumour had it he was cast as a teeny tenacious hero, immovable from his maverick duty and mammoth task of moving all in his path which he would subsequently pulp into perfect little portions of pieces and parts and yours, ever the entrepreneur, truly was busy making make a mental note of the kerchingabilty of his cookie-cutter cash-cow yes having witnessed on numerous occassions pretentious piles of scrap and tat, purporting to be a form of art, fetching ludicrous amounts of dollary dosh I felt a speedy and convivial communication to young wall-e and under my guidance with his little knock-up knack we could be laughing all the way to the bank which had better be quick if the prophetic message of the film was to be noted.

Well the little, leading, in-love and lovable lad who clearly also loved his location vocation in life was a mighty fine actor even yours, usually immune to competitive or cute types, truly was impressed and a bit perturbed and thought I had perhaps start practicing some far too cute destructive digger abilities as no doubt there would be a number of copy cat parts of non pareil to be coveted and so did scurry round the cinema scooping up the debris of its patrons but not quite evoking a WALL-E type empathy from the crowds.  Oooh! heck! perhaps I was losing my knack, what a calamity if yours disparate was reduced to the desperate ends of mere celeb status what would my barmy army of admirers and dear old Mom think if the Tatloids did screech “LemMe with Limbs akimbo does lose his blob and does in ungainly fahion smite the innocent public on the back of their non luminary heads for having the nerve to be perturbed at his appalling lack of common decency and far too hasty unruly vehicular control and grubby mouthed growling amongst other shenaigans".  
It didn't bear thinking about so i will without further delay relate the rest of the tale.

When I had initially heard young WALL-E was almost totally tacit throughout the film I had wrung my cosseted and pampered Star hands with glee 'not too many parts for new usurper' I had presumtiously thought and yours, the rather irrepressible ranter, truly did wipe the moisted worry beads from my furrowed brow, well lessons to be learned and pride, falls and counting chickens spring to mind as this guy was good as were the co-stars and supporting cast (hmmm more competition)  It was a total fest of emotion and lessons to be immediately learned and never was so much spoken from such a silent soul, why that old that old chap Charlie whatnot must be revolving in his earthy abode.  Well I declare there was so much empathy wrested from my own soul by this little luminary that I was physically fatigued and Hmmm the leading Luverlee Laydee the intergalactic gadder aboutter EVE was an absolute dream and captured not only WALL-E's heart but apparantly the entire cinemas and yours trulys too, the gluttonous love gathering galaxy traversing cad-ette and if the main Star had not been such an adorable little diggery type thingy and errm didn’t pulp all his fancy took to into practical and perfectly proportioned parcels of pieces well I would wrestle him to the ground for fair maidens, I did note at one point therefore a chance for me rather reluctant, hand. 

Well still on the cinema trail, having seen a teaser of a trailer for that blackest Knight and caped crusader having a bit of bother with the apparent self-and-sarcastically-named bit of a weird wit I ‘m all garbed up in, admittedly improvised spandex for latex, approriate tights and top kit and have practised in preparation, my own winged combat by freefalling from tops of utility pieces for housing garments onto duvet covered destinations and would like to add a public interest warning to not foolishly practise this exercise at your own home as despite the cushioned as opposed to concrete landing a still rather significant amount of harm resulted to both my person and the aforementioned pieces.  Said movie looks, and I state in fanatical charachteristic, awesome but be warned tis not without its repercussion as said trailer alone did result in mygood self suffering an onslaught of the willies and had to sleep with no less than 3 nightlights and a landing lights on and couldn’t go near either gender in badly applied makeup for a month, which caused consternation when my dear old Mom slipped midst lippy application and when she came towards me brandishing the cutlery for the lovingly made meal which she now thinks i had no appreciation for and well,……………………,  she still hasn’t returned my calls to date.